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Nigella denies affair with a lemon risotto
Food writer Nigella Lawson has denied reports she had a ‘steamy’ affair with a lemon risotto. The allegations are made in the News of the World, which claims to have photographs, transcripts and...
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Innuendo-free version of Nigella’s Christmas Kitchen to be broadcast for...
The BBC has announced that a version of Nigella Lawson’s Christmas Kitchen which is entirely free of sexual suggestion will be shown over the festive season in a peak primetime slot. Her usual full-on...
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New Bear Grylls cookbook a surprise hit with the middle classes
The inaugural cookbook by popular public schoolboy survivalist, Bear Grylls, has shot to the top of the best seller list. The book, containing classic Grylls recipe favourites like ‘Freshly Squeezed...
View ArticleWoman condemned for cooking cat in microwave rather than Aga
Middle class Britons have united in condemning Laura Cunliffe, who microwaved a cat in revenge for eating her pet goldfish. They agree that 14 weeks in jail is not nearly long enough a punishment for...
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Researchers at London’s Royal Institute for Domestic Sciences has announced that a matrix algorithm they devised, taking in factors such as food type, geography, level of expertise, celebrity type,...
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Queen’s Christmas message to include Nigella-style cooking feature
In a break from tradition the Queen will this year deliver her annual Christmas message from the kitchens of Buckingham Palace while preparing a festive turkey breast stuffed with Italian sausage and...
View ArticleTheresa May to form sausage rolls despite having no meat, eggs or pastry
Prime Minister Theresa May has successfully gained permission to make sausage rolls at her Oxfordshire home, despite having none of the conventional ingredients or equipment required to do so....
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